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1 J 7
2 Sledgie 7
3 MrH 5

Top Jokes

How do you stop a baby from spitting?



Turn the grill down

4

“I told my doctor I broke my arm in two places...

He said, ‘Well… stop going to those places.’”

3

What's green and melts in your mouth?
A lepers cock

3

Fuck

2

A horse walks into a bar.
The barman says, "why the long face?"
The horse says, "I've got Aids"

2

Operation Yewtree has started up again ...
looking into historic crimes of Dame Thatcher ,
Apparently she fu€ked a lot of Minors in the 80's

2

PM Starmer is proving his worth at number 10 ,
He put the Christmas tree up himself ,
Kinky Bugger ,
And he didn't need the help of 3 Ukrainian
rent boys , this time .

2

Hi

1

I give up ...

The Police were appealing for details
of a Racist attacker ,
I've sent them 3 CV's ,
And still haven't even offered
me a job interview .

1

An atheist was enjoying a swim in Loch Ness ,
Suddenly Nessie appeared & attacked him .
"GOD HELP ME" he cried ,
Suddenly, the monster and everything around it just froze.
A voice Boomed from the heavens
"You don't believe in me,
but you're asking for my help?"
The atheist peered up and said,
"Well Sir, ten seconds ago ,
I didn't believe in the Loch Ness monster either.

1

How do you make a gay guy fuck a girl?



Shit in 'er cunt

1

I saw my daughter steal a cucumber and take the whole thing up to her room…

I was shocked…

The fat cunt was eating something healthy for once.

1