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| Rank | Username | Score |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | J | 7 |
| 2 | Sledgie | 7 |
| 3 | MrH | 5 |
Top Jokes
How do you stop a baby from spitting?
Turn the grill down
“I told my doctor I broke my arm in two places...
He said, ‘Well… stop going to those places.’”
What's green and melts in your mouth?
A lepers cock
Fuck
A horse walks into a bar.
The barman says, "why the long face?"
The horse says, "I've got Aids"
Operation Yewtree has started up again ...
looking into historic crimes of Dame Thatcher ,
Apparently she fu€ked a lot of Minors in the 80's
PM Starmer is proving his worth at number 10 ,
He put the Christmas tree up himself ,
Kinky Bugger ,
And he didn't need the help of 3 Ukrainian
rent boys , this time .
Hi
I give up ...
The Police were appealing for details
of a Racist attacker ,
I've sent them 3 CV's ,
And still haven't even offered
me a job interview .
An atheist was enjoying a swim in Loch Ness ,
Suddenly Nessie appeared & attacked him .
"GOD HELP ME" he cried ,
Suddenly, the monster and everything around it just froze.
A voice Boomed from the heavens
"You don't believe in me,
but you're asking for my help?"
The atheist peered up and said,
"Well Sir, ten seconds ago ,
I didn't believe in the Loch Ness monster either.
How do you make a gay guy fuck a girl?
Shit in 'er cunt
I saw my daughter steal a cucumber and take the whole thing up to her room…
I was shocked…
The fat cunt was eating something healthy for once.