A ship passes by a remote island ,
& all the passengers see a bearded man
running around waving his arms widely.
"Captain," one of the passengers ask's,
"who is that man over there?"
"I have no idea", the Captain says,
"but he goes nuts every year , when we pass him."

I've just joined a band called 99 megabytes...

We haven't gotten a gig yet.

Told the boss ,
that three companies were after me ,
After the usual chat, He asked which ones,
I said,
Gas,
Electric,
and Water.

Regrets

Son: "Dad, do you have any regrets in life?"

Dad: "Yeah, I regret I never listened to your mother."

Son: "What did she try to tell you?"

Dad: "I've no idea."

If one synchronised swimmer drowns,
do they all drown, too ???

If you try to fail, and succeed,
which have you done ???

Whose cruel idea was it for the word "Lisp" to have "S" in it ???

Why is it called tourist season ...
if we can't shoot at them ???

Why is there an expiration date ...
on sour cream ???

Can an atheist get insurance ...
against an act of God ???

If a mime gets arrested,
do they tell him
he has the right to remain silent ???

What was the best thing before sliced bread ???

Do infants enjoy infancy
as much as adults enjoy adultery ???

How is it possible to have a civil war ???