Hi

Fuck

How do you make a gay guy fuck a girl?



Shit in 'er cunt

I saw my daughter steal a cucumber and take the whole thing up to her room…

I was shocked…

The fat cunt was eating something healthy for once.

Michael Jackson dangled a baby off a balcony...

But at least he didn't toss him off.

My great grandfather invented the wheelbarrow.
The randy bastard!

What's black, triangular and sings?
Kate's Bush

Hello this is a joke.

Hello I am sex joke

I've just been to a bestiality orgy.
Every man and his dog was there.

I took one of those sex questionnaire's earlier,

It took a while,

but in the end,

I was surprised to learn ...

I was being released without charge.

Whats black and blue and hates sex?

A rape victim

A kid in a cloths shop ,
put his hand up a Mannequins dress,
his mum tells him not to,
as there are teeth up there,
Years later when the kid has a girlfriend
they start kissing,
when the girl asks the boy,
if he wants to touch her privates,
he says no because there are teeth up there,
she says don't be silly
and shows him her privates,
after looking for a bit ,
he tells the girl no wonder you have no teeth, your gums are in a terrible state .

15 years ago today ,

my mate John came running out shouting ,

'It's a boy' , 'It's a boy' .

with tears streaming down his face.

We never went back to Thailand.

So ...

Windows has got bugs

Bill Gates got the clap

Epstine got the cure

Now his wife got the hump

what a nice bunch

The Epstein files show Prince Andrew

"on all fours"

always knew he liked em young .

Bill Gates's Russian hookers ,

claimed they didn't know him ,

Then someone mentioned micro & soft ,

& they vaguely remembered ,

but it was definite ,

when they were shown a 3 1/4 inch floppy.