Sir Keir Starmer gets a phone call ...

It's his art dealer buddy who is with Keirs wife .

'Hi Keir ,
your wife has made a wise investment -
She's just invested £50,000 in some pictures ,
That could potentially be worth millions ,'

Keir reply's 'my wife is quite clever ,
How are they now worth millions from a £50,000 investment ?'

'they are pictures of you and your Ukrainian rent boys's ' ...

Silence .