If one synchronised swimmer drowns,
do they all drown, too ???

If you try to fail, and succeed,
which have you done ???

Whose cruel idea was it for the word "Lisp" to have "S" in it ???

Why is it called tourist season ...
if we can't shoot at them ???

Why is there an expiration date ...
on sour cream ???

Can an atheist get insurance ...
against an act of God ???