A Teacher was Teaching Religion .
so he asked his class,
" Where is Jesus today ???"
Steven raised his hand and said
" He's in heaven. "
Mary was called on and answered,
" He's in my heart."
Little Johnny, waving his hand furiously,
blurted out,
"I know, I know,! He's in our bathroom!!!"
The whole class got very quiet,
& looked at teacher for a response.
The teacher was completely at a loss for words.
He finally asked little Johnny how he knew this. Little Johnny said,
" Well...every morning, my father gets up,
bangs on the bathroom door,
and yells
" Jesus Christ, are you still in there !!!"