My mate needs a job.

I told him he should apply

for The Search And Rescue Team.

They're always looking for someone.

Did you hear about the mathematician

who was afraid of negative numbers ???

He would stop at nothing to avoid them .

I got really bored at the weekend

so I opened a box of Celebrations

and swapped all the wrappers around.

The missus wasn't very happy,

she got her Snickers in a Twix!