PM Starmer is proving his worth at number 10 ,
He put the Christmas tree up himself ,
Kinky Bugger ,
And he didn't need the help of 3 Ukrainian
rent boys , this time .

The BBC would make a really good secret agent ...

No matter how they are interrogated ,

you will never get the truth out of them .

DAM ...

It's so cold outside ,

Starmer has his hands ,

in his own pockets .

'Hows America at the moment under Trump ???'

' Pretti Good '

You can tell its winter ,

ICE everywhere .

Olympic Update:
Starmer gets gold ...
in the downhill Premiership .

Followed by Andrew ,
(Formally Known as 'Prince')
In the sliding downhill ,
Who came second for a change.
His Teddies got the medal ,
as he's not allowed one .