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New Jokes
I gave my handyman a to-do list,
but he only did jobs 1, 3, and 5.
Turns out he only does odd jobs.
The lollipop lady helped me clear snow
off the car this morning ,
The collision did shake a fair bit off .
I take my morning coffee ,
like an American cop ...
Black , with a couple of shots in it.
Down the pub last night -
I nearly had the Trivia Competition
done & dusted ,
till the very last question...
which apparently was wrong.
The question was,
"Where do women have the curliest hair?" Apparently, the correct answer was
in the West Indies .
If I knew I was going to be this thirsty today...
Id've drunk more last night .
Whats black and blue and hates sex?
A rape victim
DAM ...
It's so cold outside ,
Starmer has his hands ,
in his own pockets .
I took one of those sex questionnaire's earlier,
It took a while,
but in the end,
I was surprised to learn ...
I was being released without charge.
It's that time of year ,
When someone has to go down to the cellar ,
To Defrost Mariah Carey .
Be careful thou , she's a bit cranky ,
Till she gets a basket full of puppies ,
Have a good Christmas folks -
I'm off to stuff the Turkey with my special Mayo .
The BBC would make a really good secret agent ...
No matter how they are interrogated ,
you will never get the truth out of them .
Isn't the phrase 'Good Golly' an oxymoron?
"Do you have any change for a cup of tea?"
"Yeah, try Coffee..."