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| Rank | Username | Score |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | Sledgie | 49 |
| 2 | J | 20 |
| 3 | MrH | 10 |
New Jokes
More of a Christmas tip , than a joke ...
Wrap empty toy boxes, for under the tree.
If the kids act up before x-mas,
throw one in the fireplace.
This works quite quickly .
Regrets
Son: "Dad, do you have any regrets in life?"
Dad: "Yeah, I regret I never listened to your mother."
Son: "What did she try to tell you?"
Dad: "I've no idea."
Told the boss ,
that three companies were after me ,
After the usual chat, He asked which ones,
I said,
Gas,
Electric,
and Water.
I've just joined a band called 99 megabytes...
We haven't gotten a gig yet.
A ship passes by a remote island ,
& all the passengers see a bearded man
running around waving his arms widely.
"Captain," one of the passengers ask's,
"who is that man over there?"
"I have no idea", the Captain says,
"but he goes nuts every year , when we pass him."
I've just been to a bestiality orgy.
Every man and his dog was there.
I made a joke about Gaza earlier but it Israeli inappropriate.
I'll fetch my coat.
Hello I am sex joke
Hello I am illness joke
Hello this is a joke.
What's black, triangular and sings?
Kate's Bush
My great grandfather invented the wheelbarrow.
The randy bastard!