A lot of people don't know this ...

Renee Good had Blue eye's -

One blew one way ,

One blew the other .

Just heard ,

Trumpy is doing a deal on Dictators -

same day delivery ...

Hoping to get a Starmer as a garden ornament ,

something for the dog to piss up .

Liberals call me a Racist ,

Its so not true ...

Some of my best victims are Black .

A penguin's car breaks down
on a hot summer day,
so he brings it to the walrus at the garage.

The walrus says he will take a look,
but it'll take some time to diagnose the issue.

The penguin decides to go for a short walk,
& buys himself a 99 cone.
He finished his last few licks
right as he makes it back to the shop.

The walrus says, "looks like you blew a seal".

The penguin replies, "what?
no, that's just ice cream"

The doctor says I will probably make a full recovery.
Dyson ball cleaners have a very misleading name!!

TWAT

I take my morning coffee ,

like an American cop ...

Black , with a couple of shots in it.

I made a joke about Gaza earlier but it Israeli inappropriate.
I'll fetch my coat.

How do you make a gay guy fuck a girl?



Shit in 'er cunt

An atheist was enjoying a swim in Loch Ness ,
Suddenly Nessie appeared & attacked him .
"GOD HELP ME" he cried ,
Suddenly, the monster and everything around it just froze.
A voice Boomed from the heavens
"You don't believe in me,
but you're asking for my help?"
The atheist peered up and said,
"Well Sir, ten seconds ago ,
I didn't believe in the Loch Ness monster either.

Hi

The lollipop lady helped me clear snow

off the car this morning ,

The collision did shake a fair bit off .