So ...

Windows has got bugs

Bill Gates got the clap

Epstine got the cure

Now his wife got the hump

what a nice bunch

I got really bored at the weekend

so I opened a box of Celebrations

and swapped all the wrappers around.

The missus wasn't very happy,

she got her Snickers in a Twix!

My mate needs a job.

I told him he should apply

for The Search And Rescue Team.

They're always looking for someone.

I wish some people wouldn't talk down

about the Australians ,

Some of their ancestors

were picked by our finest judges ;o)

'Hows America at the moment under Trump ???'

' Pretti Good '

You can tell its winter ,

ICE everywhere .

For those Christians who boast -

'Jesus fed the Five thousand'

Should remember Hitlers effort's

He made six million Jews Toast .

Mi go ti da Butcher

Man ask me, “You wan Beef?”

Socked di bomboclaat reet there in then

Battyman

I took one of those sex questionnaire's earlier,

It took a while,

but in the end,

I was surprised to learn ...

I was being released without charge.