Got a new pen .

It writes underwater ,

It can also write other words ,

A man tells his wife, to get her coat ,

as he's going to the pub.

Oh good, 'am I coming with you' she asks.

No,

he replies, I'm turning the heating orf !

A lot of people don't know this ...

Renee Good had Blue eye's -

One blew one way ,

One blew the other .

Just heard ,

Trumpy is doing a deal on Dictators -

same day delivery ...

Hoping to get a Starmer as a garden ornament ,

something for the dog to piss up .

If I knew I was going to be this thirsty today...

Id've drunk more last night .

Whats black and blue and hates sex?

A rape victim

DAM ...

It's so cold outside ,

Starmer has his hands ,

in his own pockets .

Down the pub last night -
I nearly had the Trivia Competition
done & dusted ,
till the very last question...
which apparently was wrong.
The question was,
"Where do women have the curliest hair?" Apparently, the correct answer was
in the West Indies .

Hi

An atheist was enjoying a swim in Loch Ness ,
Suddenly Nessie appeared & attacked him .
"GOD HELP ME" he cried ,
Suddenly, the monster and everything around it just froze.
A voice Boomed from the heavens
"You don't believe in me,
but you're asking for my help?"
The atheist peered up and said,
"Well Sir, ten seconds ago ,
I didn't believe in the Loch Ness monster either.

How do you make a gay guy fuck a girl?



Shit in 'er cunt

I've just been to a bestiality orgy.
Every man and his dog was there.