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| Rank | Username | Score |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | Sledgie | 49 |
| 2 | J | 20 |
| 3 | MrH | 10 |
Top Jokes
Liberals call me a Racist ,
Its so not true ...
Some of my best victims are Black .
Bill Gates's Russian hookers ,
claimed they didn't know him ,
Then someone mentioned micro & soft ,
& they vaguely remembered ,
but it was definite ,
when they were shown a 3 1/4 inch floppy.
The Epstein files show Prince Andrew
"on all fours"
always knew he liked em young .
So ...
Windows has got bugs
Bill Gates got the clap
Epstine got the cure
Now his wife got the hump
what a nice bunch
I got really bored at the weekend
so I opened a box of Celebrations
and swapped all the wrappers around.
The missus wasn't very happy,
she got her Snickers in a Twix!
Did you hear about the mathematician
who was afraid of negative numbers ???
He would stop at nothing to avoid them .
My mate needs a job.
I told him he should apply
for The Search And Rescue Team.
They're always looking for someone.
I wish some people wouldn't talk down
about the Australians ,
Some of their ancestors
were picked by our finest judges ;o)
'Hows America at the moment under Trump ???'
' Pretti Good '
You can tell its winter ,
ICE everywhere .
For those Christians who boast -
'Jesus fed the Five thousand'
Should remember Hitlers effort's
He made six million Jews Toast .
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